The Syndicalist Republic of Greater Neo-Mongolia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.916 billion Greater Neo-Mongolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Ulaanbaatar. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Neo-Mongolian economy, worth a remarkable 3,216 trillion Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,164 Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glorious Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Neo-Mongolia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Children of the Atom.

Greater Neo-Mongolia is ranked 2,047^th in the world and 44^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 147.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.